Toronto must be a nearly perfect city. Nearly perfect, except for its lack of an NFL team to call its own. Otherwise, why would a Toronto city councilor, and brother to the mayor, be sounding off about bringing in a franchise? Surely if there were issues related to crime, or the economy, or social services, they would take precedence over a second professional football team. Wouldn’t they?
Unfortunately for the mayor’s brother, and the mayor’s brother’s brother, Toronto is not getting an NFL team. Not unless the Bills count, and in a certain sense Toronto already has them, and has since the previous mayor signed a 5 year deal. That’s as far as it goes though. This year, next year, and every year for the foreseeable future (go ahead and read that as ‘ten years minimum’). Some people argue otherwise, but they are simply ignorant, as shown below.
The mayor’s brother’s plan involves either a new stadium built without public money, along with (get this) a monorail. Don’t worry though, he has a backup plan, which involves simply dynamiting another few hundred feet out of the bottom of the Skydome (which he keeps calling the ‘Rogers Centre’) to add over ten thousand seats. The number he mentions would make the stadium smaller than most current league stadiums. Again, he does not offer city funds, just hilarious suggestions.
The coup de grace for this round of nonsense is the suggestion that the Jaguars and Saints might be moved, while neither is for sale. Sometimes teams are not for sale but in fact they actually may be for sale, if you know what I mean. The Saints and Jaguars are just not for sale. Ford has already apologized to a newspaper in Louisiana for even daring to suggest that such a move was possible.
There are a lot of other barriers to an NFL team being owned and operated outside of the U.S.A. In Toronto, no known buyer exists. The internet peanut gallery’s favorite suggestion is media giant Rogers, but as a corporation Rogers is not eligible, according to league rules, to own a team. The other main barriers, aside from no team, no stadium and no owner, are differences in the tax code and advertising considerations, which are referred to here and here. Of course the show stopper is that Toronto’s little audition with the NFL has gone poorly.
In conclusion, Toronto is perfect now, except for its lack of an NFL team, which it can never have. Also, the Leafs. Oh, and–